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i had 4 biscuits and then i ate 1 now i only have 3

</description><title>flash mob moved to 12:30</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @scissorsammich)</generator><link>http://scissorsammich.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu1wjbjYQR1qjb8ezo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://scissorsammich.tumblr.com/post/12651967558</link><guid>http://scissorsammich.tumblr.com/post/12651967558</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2011 14:54:24 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luihdmupDO1r3pd1go1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://scissorsammich.tumblr.com/post/12651821095</link><guid>http://scissorsammich.tumblr.com/post/12651821095</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2011 14:50:38 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>lashawndra: im 300 percent sure he da daddy i aint sleep wit no one else &#13;</title><description>lashawndra: im 300 percent sure he da daddy i aint sleep wit no one else &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
tyrone: nahhhhhhh i used protection&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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tyrone: *does a backflip*</description><link>http://scissorsammich.tumblr.com/post/9341704366</link><guid>http://scissorsammich.tumblr.com/post/9341704366</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Aug 2011 14:57:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqddqbV9CL1r25sypo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://scissorsammich.tumblr.com/post/9323603990</link><guid>http://scissorsammich.tumblr.com/post/9323603990</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Aug 2011 00:45:10 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>bbblitzkrieg:

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what do david karp and an apple have in common?
they both look so pretty hanging...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://markdelfiggalo.tumblr.com/post/9323090634"&gt;markdelfiggalo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;what do david karp and an apple have in common?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;they both look so pretty hanging from a tree&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://scissorsammich.tumblr.com/post/9323190580</link><guid>http://scissorsammich.tumblr.com/post/9323190580</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Aug 2011 00:31:46 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqev9t4K9U1qzylvvo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://scissorsammich.tumblr.com/post/9323155722</link><guid>http://scissorsammich.tumblr.com/post/9323155722</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Aug 2011 00:30:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpaxxjqs741qfrlr1o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://scissorsammich.tumblr.com/post/9306058866</link><guid>http://scissorsammich.tumblr.com/post/9306058866</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Aug 2011 17:32:01 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqcy7fangH1qd8m4po1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://scissorsammich.tumblr.com/post/9306043080</link><guid>http://scissorsammich.tumblr.com/post/9306043080</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Aug 2011 17:31:38 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>breastjars:

SHE HOTWIRED AN AIRPLANE
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqcspfunXK1qagtoao1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://breastjars.tumblr.com/post/9270310037"&gt;breastjars&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;SHE HOTWIRED AN AIRPLANE&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://scissorsammich.tumblr.com/post/9270989397</link><guid>http://scissorsammich.tumblr.com/post/9270989397</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2011 20:02:02 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq6n7p894x1r1kmw6o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://scissorsammich.tumblr.com/post/9270982894</link><guid>http://scissorsammich.tumblr.com/post/9270982894</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2011 20:01:53 -0400</pubDate><category>ADOLFIN</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqcksalzsZ1qcvxveo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://scissorsammich.tumblr.com/post/9270950273</link><guid>http://scissorsammich.tumblr.com/post/9270950273</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2011 20:01:08 -0400</pubDate><category>why am i laughigns oh ardofmg</category></item><item><title>grapejews:

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&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Son, &lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;this&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt; is how you twerk it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://scissorsammich.tumblr.com/post/9270801021</link><guid>http://scissorsammich.tumblr.com/post/9270801021</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2011 19:57:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>connuh:

my reaction to everything right now

</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://connuh.tumblr.com/post/9116212415"&gt;connuh&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;my reaction to everything right now&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq610pURYe1qe4i9u.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://scissorsammich.tumblr.com/post/9116219878</link><guid>http://scissorsammich.tumblr.com/post/9116219878</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2011 04:03:17 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq60mocif81qca550o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://scissorsammich.tumblr.com/post/9116187379</link><guid>http://scissorsammich.tumblr.com/post/9116187379</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2011 04:01:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"I just wanted the drama to be done with"</title><description>““I just wanted the drama to be done with”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;people who cause drama (via &lt;a href="http://thattommykid.tumblr.com/"&gt;thattommykid&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://scissorsammich.tumblr.com/post/9116172002</link><guid>http://scissorsammich.tumblr.com/post/9116172002</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2011 04:00:33 -0400</pubDate><category>sly dig</category></item><item><title>desudouche:

fatgirlslayer:



hes almost as big as the country hes named after
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://desudouche.tumblr.com/post/9116095383"&gt;desudouche&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fatgirlslayer.tumblr.com/post/9116085805"&gt;fatgirlslayer&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq60o7tOyT1qfpkqo.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;hes almost as big as the country hes named after&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://scissorsammich.tumblr.com/post/9116113037</link><guid>http://scissorsammich.tumblr.com/post/9116113037</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2011 03:57:03 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>hentaidad:

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</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://hentaidad.tumblr.com/post/9116008817"&gt;hentaidad&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i was grindin on my penis lookin at justin beieber and my mom walked in on me&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://scissorsammich.tumblr.com/post/9116026062</link><guid>http://scissorsammich.tumblr.com/post/9116026062</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2011 03:52:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq5ne5dbaW1qmra47o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://scissorsammich.tumblr.com/post/9115958251</link><guid>http://scissorsammich.tumblr.com/post/9115958251</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2011 03:48:05 -0400</pubDate><category>Dos Aquis</category><category>MostInterestingManInTheWorld</category><category>4Chan</category><category>Trololol</category></item><item><title>hm5:

david karp looks like he belongs to a bad 60s band
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://hm5.tumblr.com/post/9115929102"&gt;hm5&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;david karp looks like he belongs to a bad 60s band&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://scissorsammich.tumblr.com/post/9115932786</link><guid>http://scissorsammich.tumblr.com/post/9115932786</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2011 03:46:42 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
