November 2011
2 posts
Nov 11th
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Nov 11th
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August 2011
241 posts
lashawndra: im 300 percent sure he da daddy i aint sleep wit no one else
tyrone: nahhhhhhh i used protection
audience: boooooooo
maury: you are not the father
audience: OHHHHHHHHHHRNRNKEKJRNSYUFBSDN
lashawndra: oh my gaaaaaw that aint rite that aint rite
tyrone: *does a backflip*
Aug 24th
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Aug 24th
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Aug 24th
182 notes
markdelfiggalo: what do david karp and an apple have in common? they both look so pretty hanging from a tree
Aug 24th
21 notes
Aug 24th
430 notes
Aug 23rd
1,543 notes
Aug 23rd
4,960 notes
Aug 23rd
1,382 notes
1 tag
Aug 23rd
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1 tag
Aug 23rd
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Aug 22nd
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connuh: my reaction to everything right now
Aug 19th
7 notes
Aug 19th
263 notes
1 tag
“I just wanted the drama to be done with”
– people who cause drama (via thattommykid)
Aug 19th
22 notes
desudouche: fatgirlslayer: hes almost as big as the country hes named after
Aug 19th
hentaidad: i was grindin on my penis lookin at justin beieber and my mom walked in on me
Aug 19th
13 notes
4 tags
Aug 19th
41 notes
hm5: david karp looks like he belongs to a bad 60s band
Aug 19th
2 tags
Aug 19th
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Aug 19th
73 notes
newfoundgloryhole: I wouldn’t shave my armpits if I was a girl cause timmy turner’s mom didn’t in that one episode and she made a rope out of it and that was cool. 
Aug 19th
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Aug 19th
15 notes
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youmaynowlaugh: “dude what would happen” if that fucking show got cancelled
Aug 19th
56 notes
me: you know what? im going to start my diet today and i'm going to lose weight, be healthy, and just feel better about myself. let's start with eating these baby carro-
mom: hey honey i'm going to McDonald's what do you want
me: i'll take a big mac with extra ketchup a large fry large coke and an apple pie *tear rolls down cheek*
Aug 19th
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Aug 19th
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Aug 19th
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portabellacumshroom: blackcockdown: hugdrug: is mac and cheese good I’ve never really eaten it before …. omg wat are u
Aug 19th
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Aug 19th
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Aug 19th
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Aug 19th
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Aug 18th
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cheshiretwat: “fuck man i’m so straight edge holy shit man so fucking hardcore” 
Aug 18th
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Aug 18th
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Aug 18th
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1 tag
Aug 18th
6 notes
markdelfiggalo: idk if i’m “quality” enough for you “relevant” people to be following me but just know i will cry when you leave omg same
Aug 18th
Aug 18th
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gayuser: looks in the mirror and realizes why people dont like me
Aug 18th
17 notes
Aug 18th
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Aug 18th
133 notes
4794: things i didnt know still existed idaho tap water jungles
Aug 18th
1 tag
Aug 18th
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Aug 18th
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vvry: west-nile-virus: Say iPhone 10times repost this 3times Then look under ur pillow xDDDDD Wow! thanks internet!
Aug 18th
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Aug 18th
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Aug 18th
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Aug 18th
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Aug 18th
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